Correlation is not causation BUT I WANT SOMEONE TO BLAME.

[karenhealey]

I valiantly slew a whitetail spider last night, but as it lay in agony, legs twitching, it laid upon me its death curse. Now I have the plague.

Guess who has two thumbs and won't be teaching tomorrow and feels super sorry for herself?

THIS GIRL.

Comments

[nonethefewer]

At least said plague probably doesn't involve necrosis!

[ironed_orchid]

You have white tails in NZ? Damn!

[lilacsigil]

I rescued a huntsman and put it safely outside...and my sore throat and threatened sinusitis was gone the next day. THAT PROVES IT.