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Internets.

Why didn't you tell me there's an upcoming movie about rival acapella groups where one of the MCs is played by Anna Kendrick and the other is played by Rebel Wilson.

Why.

Internets, why.

How hard am I going to watch this movie on a scale of 1 to Avengers?

AVENGERS HARD.

Princess

Internets, in case you haven't seen it, I'd like to point you to this fabulous Something Awful forums thread, Ask Me About Being a Birthday Princess.

AMAZING.

ME: [quoting the author] "Balloon toss games are popular. Don't nobody not like balloons." TRUTH.
BFF ROBYN: [Mutual friend] hates them!
ME: Wut. Are we sure she isn't a sexy robot?
BFF ROBYN: I find them kind of gross a lot of the time
ME: Are YOU a sexy robot?

So, the following needs a warning for all sexy rebots: here is a picture of some balloons.